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  1. Physical quantity
    a unit with a number
    | Wikipedia – Physical quantity |
  2. Physics
    a) the name of an academic field that defines, names and studies relationships among numerical units. In physics numerical units are called physical quantities
    b) the collection of physical quantities arranged into a legal code which uses the rules of mathematical operators to move physical quantities around in order to bring them on either side of an equality sign
    c) defining, maintaining and manipulating and studying relationships between physical quantities
    d) a professional profession who enjoys a protected monopoly to define and manipulate physical quantities and combine them into laws of physics which are then marketed as the true laws of nature
  3. Mathematicism
    the art of using the authority of mathematics to reach non-mathematical conclusions.
  4. Mysticism
    the claim of achieving communion or conscious awareness of ultimate reality through direct experience, intuition, mathematics or any other means
  5. Asymptotic mysticism
    the claim of asymptotically approaching communion or conscious awareness of ultimate reality through direct experience, intuition, mathematics or any other means
  6. Newtonism
    a type of state sponsored religion that replaced Christianity as state religion in the 18th century Europe and from there spread to the entire globe. Newtonism teaches that the Christian God created a material world (Newton’s zeroeth law) obeying Newton’s laws and enforces its teaching through indoctrination in schools
  7. Physicists
    a professional class licensed to practice physics
  8. Newton’s zeroeth law
    the prophesy revealed by the Christian god to the founder of physics that nature was Newtonian. Newton made good use of God’s revelation to him and made atomic materialist doctrine the absolute dogma of physics. Later, Newton was kind enough to pass on to humanity, in his role as Moses of Mechanics, the word of God: “God in the beginning formed matter in solid, massy, hard, impenetrable, movable particles.” May his sacred soul be blessed. Amen.
  9. Force
    the old scholastic active principle renamed by Newton as force, also known as Newton’s soul that permeates the universe and is the cause of all motion
  10. Cosmos
    a) the modelled world
    b) an ordered and harmonious truncation of totality defined fraudulently as totality assumed to obey the current laws of legal physics in its entirety
  11. Kepler’s rule
    definition of density and the density continuum. Kepler’s rule says that 1.5 power of the radius of an orbit is proportional to the period. This rule was later hijacked by Newtonian fanatics who incorporated it into Newtonian semantics by calling it Kepler’s Third Law. Kepler’s rule is fundamental — Newton’s force is not. Kepler’s rule is independent of Newtonian ideology
  12. Atomic materialism
    doctrine that asserts the existence of the absolute and indivisible. Atomic materialism ascribes absolute discontinuities to nature
  13. Implicit Cosmological Principle
    the fundamental pun of cosmology which says that cosmos is universe is totality and transforms locally legal to totally legal. Without this punaxiom cosmology reduces to mythology. With the application of this punaxiom cosmology is elevated to charlatanism
  14. Local is total
    a traditional method used by all professional monopolists to leverage their monopoly as the ultimate truth. In physics and cosmology local is total manifests itself as the Implicit Cosmological Principle which is used to project observations of a few galaxies to totality
  15. Totality
    the unknowable. Totality is not locality
  16. Database
    a) a table made of named rows and columns. Each column contains information of the same type defined implicitly or explicitly, i.e., numbers or strings, and each row contains instances of column heads
    b) most valuable commodity on earth
  17. Religion
    branded faith package offered to humans as framework for living. Requires giving up skepticism for peace of mind
  18. Cargo cult programming
    A style of programming dominated by ritual inclusion of code or program structures that serve no real purpose. A cargo cult programmer will usually explain the extra code as a way of working around some bug encountered in the past, but usually neither the bug nor the reason the code apparently avoided the bug was ever fully understood
  19. Cargo cult physics
    physics version of cargo cult programming. A style of practicing physics dominated by ritual inclusion of legal code or boilerplate mathematical symbolism culled from the literature that serve no real purpose except maybe to bring two desired symbols on either side of an equality sign. A cargo cult physicist will usually start by writing dozens of superfluous terms and symbols and then eliminate them one by one and explain what he is doing as derivation
  20. Love
    love is that which results in a contract or strives towards a contract. Example: war is the lovemaking of legal-born unhuman organisms
  21. Newtonian mechanics
    newtonian phenomenology
  22. The world
    is what you define it to be. Same as nature
  23. Nature
    is what you define it to be. Same as the world
  24. Existence
    is nothing more than cycles. When we observe a repetition we name that repetition and we say that it exists
  25. Proposition
    a provisional statement offered for evaluation
  26. Habit
    general name given to periodic motion of organisms. Wave motion, simple harmonic motion, orbits, sleep habits of a cat, 9 to 5 cycle of a corporation, military procurement habits are all periodic motion with different names
  27. Continuum
    a continuous extent, succession, or whole, no part of which can be distinguished from neighboring parts except by arbitrary division
  28. Density continuum
    Kepler’s rule is the definition of density and describes a continuum and this continuum we call the density continuum
  29. Matter
    density differential
  30. Casuistry
    asserting legal precedent as absolute truth. Casuistry is the fundamental process of physics and defines physics. Physicists cannot change legal precedent and must use casuistry to save new observations that contradict legal physics laws.
    Keyword: Casuistry
  31. Model-dependent realism
    Hawking’s theory of reality which says that nature admits no preferred model; the way there are no preferred reference-frames there are no preferred models.
  32. Reality
    the reality-model taught to us when we were learning our alphabet; in our time that model is newtonism
  33. Charlatanism
    the art of proving what you have assumed by magic, by miracles, or by “physical” theories you invent.
  34. Shaman
    when shamans incorparated themselves into the academia they started to call themselves doctors of philosophy.
  35. Physic
    Physical quantities that make up physics.
  36. Measurement
    counting the unit.

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